Warning This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh - Meme, Oddly Specific, Machine Safety T-Shirt

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Warning: This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh, Nor Does It Care. Basically, don't stick anything into it you don't want back.

Check size guide before you buy. I cannot accept returns on made-to-order items.

All shirts are unisex, the sizes are what the unprinted shirt models are called.

*Dark color shirts may have a white underbase to enhance visibility, except for 'asphalt' and 'dark heather' colors, which are intended for a subtle, less visible print

Custom printed shirts that are made-to-order are not eligible for return unless they arrived damaged or with some kind of problem.

Small is 28in (71cm) length/18in (46cm) width
Medium is 29.25in (74cm) length/20in (51cm) width
Large is 30.25in (77cm) length/22in (56cm) width
XL is 31.25in (79cm) length/24in (61cm) width
2XL is 32.5in (83cm) length/26in (66cm) width
3XL is 33.5in (85cm) length/28in (71cm) width

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to hit me up and let me know! I also do custom work, so if you want something specifically made, I can do just about anything!



• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center