Born to shit, forced to wipe - such is the Sisyphean task of existence.
All shirts are unisex, the sizes are what the unprinted shirt models are called.
Check size guide before you buy. I cannot accept returns on made-to-order items.
Small is 28in (71cm) length/18in (46cm) width
Medium is 29.25in (74cm) length/20in (51cm) width
Large is 30.25in (77cm) length/22in (56cm) width
XL is 31.25in (79cm) length/24in (61cm) width
2XL is 32.5in (83cm) length/26in (66cm) width
3XL is 33.5in (85cm) length/28in (71cm) width
Custom printed shirts that are made-to-order are not eligible for return unless they arrived damaged or with some kind of problem.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center