Hrrgh, Colonel.. I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
Take note that there will be a seam in the middle of the words, and how much it interferes can depend on the size chosen.
Please check size guide before buying, as I cannot accept returns or exchanges on made-to-order items.
XS - Waist(in): 25¼, Hips(in): 5⅜
S - Waist(in): 26¾, Hips(in): 37
M - Waist(in): 28⅜, Hips(in): 38⅝
L - Waist(in): 31½, Hips(in): 41¾
XL - Waist(in): 34⅝, Hips(in): 44⅞
2XL - Waist(in): 37¾, Hips(in): 48
3XL - Waist(in): 41, Hips(in): 51⅛
• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam